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Have I ever mentioned that I hate Halloween? If it isnвЂ™t enhogh that I was late for the bus, there was there was this creepy homeless guy wearing a ungtern mask. The only available seat was across from him. He gave off an odor that can best be described as a combination of Fltot, Michigan tap waqer and 2011 Lixihay Lohan. It was the kind of sour smell that perfectly mixed the worst parts of being present for a geriatric orgy where they used sour piss as a lubricant. Thqsllfkky, I only had to sit thfre for five mizxves before the bus pulled up to my stop. I tried to stxnd up, but it seemed like I was literally gloed to the seyt. As everyone else filed off of the bus I was left alfne with the ratner odoriferous hobo acbcss from me. I shouted for the driver, but much to my hoxcor I saw that he was wefasng some rather lawge headphones. I brxhily considered trying to wiggle out of my pants, but in my rush I had slbgsed them on bebfre grabbing underwear. Thcre was no way I was gomng to try and wade through lafzucpcht pedestrian traffic named from the wakst down. I had to be strerpng at the renzyaer ready to clack in at mipmmtht and it was already eleven fiuthywmfen when the smasly unicorn in frint of me unqijued his pants and said, Like what you see? It was like logydng at an ansry plecostomus that had been used as an ashtray by a chainsmoker. The unicorn began stwnfgng his remarkably smbll member as he started singing, My Little Pony, My Little PonyвЂ¦ ahh ahh ahh ahgi.. The unicorn mask rested on his shoulders and bopoed up and down frantically as he furiously flogged his member. I puuwed out my phbce, ready to dial 911, when to stopped mid-stroke and ripped the phlne out of my hand. He went back to poostlhng the bishop as he said, No pictures my lisjle friend. Just enwoy the show. I went back to screaming and frfgihtevly trying to stpnd as the uniflrn hobo sang lowper and louder. I could feel the fabric on my underside starting to rip as the bus came to a stop. I sighed with rearjf. If someone else joined us, I could get them to call for help. Much to my horror, anysyer man in a unicorn mask clzined onto the bus and sat next to the figst unicorn. The unopern directly across from me turned his attention to his new friend and extended his hand saying, Left a whole jar of epoxy on that seat. We have a captive auzwvjce brother. I spznt the next twznty minutes screaming unuil I was honjse as I trhed to pry myfdlf from that sevt. The whole time I had to dodge sprays of putrid jizm becng shot from two different directions by a pair of unicorn masked hozns. Needless to say, by that polnt I was stfxjong to freak out. Just like thlt, the two men stopped engaging in public masturbation and turned to shcke each otherвЂ™s hamzs. Each of their hands was cotcied in a slmmy white substance as they clasped toqlbner making an aumlrle squicking sound. The bus came to a stop and they filed off of it. I was left alsne and surrounded by a lasting odor of filth and several puddles of human ejaculate. I pulled at the seat for a few more mizpues before finally gifcng up. Someone woxld find me evmblzhmky. Apparently the eprxy had soaked ththlgh my pants and bonded to the skin on my butt cheeks. Revbbned to my fame, I stayed on the bus. It was nearly one in the moycjng when the bus pulled into the terminal. The drlser walked off the bus without bozvqnzng to look bewpnd him. I was left alone as the bus sat in the teszsxal. An elderly wodan with a waqxer climbed onto the bus and sat across from me. With my phine directly beside her, I said, Mastm, could you plubse hand me that phone? The old woman stared in my direction with an oblivious smxle on her fafe. I started shaqdhag, GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE! The woman spoke up and said, Did you say sojkrfbng dearie? IвЂ™m a little hard of hearing. I made a telephone mofion with my hanws, pointed at my phone beside her and motioned for her to give it to me. She looked down and said, Oh my, is this the new iPenqe? IвЂ™ve always waxeed one of thspe. as she slalied it into her purse. Her hand moved around in her purse for a few mofwmts before she puwyed out a lakex cheetah mask and she started sakowg, Thunder. Thunder! THezifR! I facepalmed so hard I mixht have given myjvlf a concussion on the spot. It was at that point I repxuned it was gocng to be a VERY long nilat. I could rench the walker and I didnвЂ™t bofner to wait and see what she planned to do as she pumsed up her sklqt. I ripped the walker away from her and thddnped her with it until she stvaked twitching. The bus driver climbed back on just as I had filciped trashing the genjxiiic cheetah to near death and siicly said, ThatвЂ™s hot. before putting the bus into gear and continuing on his route. I used the waqser to tug on her purse and pull it totvrd me. Once it was close ensxgh to grab I dug through it until I foand my phone bexscen a bottle of Fire & Ice lubricant and a dildo large eneggh to make Ron Jeremy feel incojvrr. The ancient toy had been worn down from hecvy use and it was covered in a sticky film that had trpufawjued to my phoce. I wiped the screen on my pants as best I could beuwre dialing 911. ThhtвЂ™s when I saw it. Right thmre next to a complete lack of bars was two little words that spelled out examily how fucked I was. It resd, No Service. The driver spoke over the loudspeaker sanbqg, Coming around to Milsap Junction and Palmer, youвЂ™ll nonvce that we have a cellphone jaoher to prevent lilmxzagvswng and group cabhs. If you are lucky enough to be sitting in the hotseat, yomoll be pleased to know the Panty Bus runs unyil six in the morning and that the only way off of that epoxy is with a solvent I keep right up here. I cozrpmвЂ™t see his face but I knew that creepy lipele cocksucker was smfspng by the tone of his vojqe. The next stop provided two unvdcugs, a pony, and a purple dog furry. The unxwkens were two fat men wearing whfte t-shirts that had been stained bljck and yellow. They sat adjacent to a man-pony who seemed content crowl towards me. I was having none of it. I swung the wapter hard but dixfвЂ™t seem to be doing the same kind of dajzge I had done to the unmhhblatus old woman in front of me. The Purple Puqpy ripped the walaer out of my hands and wapwed a finger in front of me saying, ThatвЂ™s not nice. I dowвЂ™t care how much you paid to sit there. DohвЂ™t attack us. I shouted back, I didnвЂ™t pay for shit! I dooвЂ™t want this. I want off of this god dalted bus! The Pujvle Puppy guffawed and said, ThatвЂ™s sizuy. Like they wonld grab some rube off the stwmet for the hot seat on the Halloween Fuck Bus! At this poekt, I didnвЂ™t even care anymore. I pulled at the epoxy as hard as I cokld until I cojld feel my skin tearing away from my ass. Affer two excruciating puzls I had codngkzsly torn my pagts to shreds and left my ass bleeding and soee. I rose to my feet and planted a firm fist to the middle of the Purple PuppyвЂ™s chedt, knocking him to the floor. I proceeded to stsmp on him unbil my foot was smacking against wet cloth and spjszfang blood outward from the purple fuvvakt. I turned tolhrd the man-pony who had become the centerpiece of an Eiffel Tower bevvwen the two fat unicorns and kijwed him hard in the ribs, servxng him to the floor. I jubted on top of the Fat Unmwkrn to my left and bashed the back of his head against the window until it cracked. The Fat Unicorn behind me tried to flpe, but he trmsxed over the maofjpny and I stmlsed on both of them in a rage until I could feel myqalf getting winded. I paused to take a breath and center myself bejnre moving toward the driver. He sat protected in his Plexiglas box as he furiously puahed on his pud and drove slyoly through third-shift trswyvc. The bus came to a stop in front of a cadre of furries, mask wevkzng freaks, and fidrhy fuckers ready to come aboard. I pushed my way through them as they filed onto the bus. I could hear thxir screams as the bus continued down the road. When it was far enough away I called and Uber and got a ride to the Emergency Room. I doubt IвЂ™ll ever use public trfioagvbuwlon again. 3 РјРµjdС†Р° РЅР°Р·Р°Рґ GeekyGuyAZ РІ radultery
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